Failure to Defend the Nekkid Girl GlowJuly 11, 2008 at 3:22 pm | Posted in Rants | 45 Comments
Tags: gaaaaay, noob, ROFL
And again, I must stop being a nice girl and go into rant mode again. Even though I’m not really angry. I’m more amused than anything. However, for those who like to see me being mean and sarcastic, my Rants category is the place to go. So for that purpose, this is a rant. But keep in mind, I am incredibly happy and entertained.
I just found some good news. The stupidest of the Shugo Chara! fans are the ones I already think lack judgment (and therefore, I don’t care about them). I got my first flame from a stupid Shugo Chara! fan. I was hoping my first flame might have been from one of the people I made fun of in my rant on the CR morons. Oh but this is much better.
It’s a Tadase and Tadamu fan.
Unfortunately, because of this fan’s amusing, but inappropriate dialogue. I don’t want to approve their comment. I know a fan that is ten who watches Shugo Chara and comes to my blog. And despite the occasional f-word when I’m excited, I try to keep out the unnecessary swears. Also, as much as I knew as a child, I’d still have found this crude, and possibly upsetting. Though it’s incredibly amusing to me now.
So before proceeding, here’s a warning about improper language (and awful spelling and grammar too).
Now I got three of them. They were all posted at different times, but as much as I’d like to think that I came across three Tadamu fans that are this dumb all at once, I tend to think it’s just the same person submitting comments multiple times because she wasn’t approved. Especially since two had the same name…and it was the same IP address.
But fear not NAOMI and/or love tadase, I will do something even better that just approval. I’ll give your attention-seeking flames what they so crave, attention.
Um…but we’ll all be using these flames for our own amusement. I hope that’s okay with you.
Now then for the first one:
DEAR FAKING WHORES/BITCHES
TADASEE IS THE BEST AND CUTEST GUY ALIVEE
AND YOU ALL CAN FUCK HIS BALLS AND GET AIDS AND OTHER SICKNESS BECAUSE IKUTO IS THAT KIND OF FAKINGT GUY WHO GOES AFTER GIRLS ASSES AND EVEN IF ITS 11 YERS OLD ,, SICK DONT YOU THINK
WELL YOU ALL DONT THINK SO BECAUSE
YOU ALL ARE WHORES WHO HAVE DONT IT WHEN THEY WERE 11 YEARS OLD , BUT PLEASE DONT GIVE A NOTHER GIRL THE SAME STUPID EXPERIENXE I KNOW TYOU ALL HAVE FAKING VIBRATORS EVRYTHING YOU WATCH IKUTO! BUT TADASEEIS SOO KIND AND ABSOLUTLY NOT GAY!!!
AND I TOTALLY GET WHAT LOVE TADASE IS SAYING !!
YOU BITCHES CAN ALL FUCK YOUR SELVES UP
BECAUSE TADASEE IS THE BEST GUY EVER EXICTING AND PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT BEING A STUPID SLUT
ISSENT EVRYTHING YOUR LIFESS!!!
SOO I SWEAR GOOO GET AIDS!!! AND DIEE
AND THEN THINK ABOUT IKUTOO
CUZ TADASEE IS PUREE HEAVEN AND NOT A BITCH LIKE IKUTO WHO HOOKES UP WITH AMU AND TOUCH OTHER PERSONS BOOOBS AND ASSES
I KNOW YOU ALL DREAM ABOUT IT
BUT DOESN THAT MAKE YOU GUYS MOREE WHOORE ?!
PLEASEE GO GET SOMEE SCHOOL OR SOMETHING
TO DO INSTEAD OF SUCKING IKUTO’S BALLS ON A FAKING PICTURE OR POSTERR
YOU STUPIDD FAKING SLUTS!!
LEAVEE TAD ALONEEE BECAUSE HE IS PRECIOUS!!
TAD&AMUUUU FORRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (K)
TADAMU LOVE FOR EVERRR (L)
AMUTO ; DIEE IN HELL!!!!
Oh my. Where should I start? I-it’s like Christmas Day for me. So rarely do I get the chance to come across so much stupidity.
Okay, starting with Tadase being the “best and cutest guy alivee”. Um…first. Poor Naomi-chan (ah sorry. NAOMI), I always hate breaking this to fangirls, but Tadase isn’t alive. He’s a two-dimensional character. You…you need to let go. I’m sorry.
Now, just supposing NAOMI screwed up and meant, “cutest boy in anime” (why the heck did she say “guy” too?) she’s wrong. Syaoran-kun is the cutest boy in all of anime! In both CCS and TRC (Sakura included in both pictures to further prove how this person knows nothing about cuteness). Personally I don’t find Tadase cute at all (everything about him annoys me), but I’m sure plenty of people who do think Tadase is cute can offer up even more cuter boys.
Moving on. My…such language. Judging by your grammar, I don’t think you’re old enough to be using such language missy. Shame shame. Also, to be serious for a moment, I’m sure that people who have AIDS are offended by what you said. Wishing it on someone else is horrible. Especially over something so trivial. You should be ashamed.
“Faking”? Is that because Ikuto supposedly doesn’t like Amu or are you just misspelling “Fucking” I can’t tell. I think you know how to spell fuck since you used it once already. But who really knows.
And no I don’t find it sick at all. Maybe if Ikuto was like…twenty-five or something crazy…then yeah. But no. Apparently, he’s fifteen-sixteen when she’s eleven. And when Amu is thirteen, he’ll be seventeen. And if you never met a thirteen-year-old that went out with a senior from high school…well, you must not even be thirteen yet. Tsk, tsk, again on the language.
Whores…yes, girls who are whores spend tons of time innocently going, “*giggle* that’s so cute~!” on the computer. And I am sad to disappoint, but no, I did not have sex when I was eleven. But since you seem so knowledgeable and since you’re younger than thirteen, I’m just willing to bet you’ve been certain places.
And since I’m such a shy young maiden, I hope you’ll forgive me from addressing the vibrators. After all, since most of the SC! fans I talk with, and I myself, am under eighteen, that is incredibly inappropriate to talk about.
Uh…and after that NAOMI-chan kind of stops making sense…so let’s just move right on along and…ah! It seems she said Tadase is “exciting”! Oh my. I hope everyone actually laughed when they saw that because I did.
Tadase = Exciting!
Ha…next she’s going to tell me he’s manly too.
And NAOMI, I will try to understand that being a slut isn’t everything. But…it’s just so hard, you know! I’ll try to lust after shota-girly-boys instead like you!
And…what? About Ikuto “WHO HOOKES UP WITH AMU AND TOUCH OTHER PERSONS BOOOBS AND ASSES”. And…when did this happen? Oh, I think this is what I like most about Tadamu fans. They just love making stuff up. Even more than the CR noobs from before. This isn’t even in a flow card or anything!
Ha. And apparently Amuto fans dream about Ikuto going around with girls other than Amu. I had no idea.
Oh “Go get some school”. This one is way too easy: “No you!” Seriously, since “go get some school” isn’t a real sentence. Tehe. Oh look at me, I’m just giggling with glee.
And more “faking” So I assume that is supposed to be “fucking”. You’d think she’d spell it properly after the first time. Hm.
Then she ends with “Amuto die in hell”. Um…but Amuto includes Amu, and if Amu “dies in hell” she can’t be with Tadase…so…lose/lose I guess.
And because it’s too much to resist, that’s the sceencap of this message. Note the URL and e-mail. lol. If I hadn’t posted that, you guys wouldn’t have even seen the e-mail address…with more “fack”.
Seriously, is that just more lame internet speak I don’t keep up with. Because seriously. “Fack.”
And now we’ll move onto the next one (which was actually the first one, but not nearly as funny). It’s a lot of the same stuff, but still amusing.
TADASEEE IS NOT FAKIBG GAY
HE IS PRETTY AND YOU STUPID WHORES CAN SUCK
IKUTO’S BALLS AND HOPELY YOU’LL GET FAKING AIDS OF HIM BECAUSE YOU ALL LIKE FAKING IKUTO WHO ALWAYS GOES AFTER GIRLS FAKING ASSESS AND TADASE IS NOT LIKE THAT AND HE IS NOT GAY AND HE IS GORGEUS
AND I GUES YOU GUYS ARR AL FAKING JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE A PRETTY BOY LIKE TADASE AND GO FOR A FAKING MALE WHORE LIKE IKUTO WHY DONT YOU ALL GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE BEST DAMN VIBRATOR IN THE TOWN AND STOP JUDGING TADASE BCAUSE HE IS JUST CUTE
WHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH DIE FAKING BITCHES DIEEE
TADAMUUUUU FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANDDD THE HELL WITH THAT PORNO FREAK IKUTO
BYEE BITYCHES LOVE YOU GUYS
Where to start. Oh, easy. Tadase’s not gay. Well, this video begs to differ. Easy. And if you say that’s not girly or gay, you are such a liar.
And if you seriously think that we think Tadase is gay…well you need help. And what would be wrong if he was gay. I’d probably actually like him if he were gay. I just can’t tolerate straight little boys acting so…girly.
Oh but you admitted that he’s pretty. Well, since you do like those boys, I can help direct you to some other boys you might just think are just wonderful.
Hmm…more facking, more incredibly inappropriate and insensitive AIDS wishes, more general stupidity, and lol, she said he’s gorgeous too.
OHMYGOD! She just said, “WAHAHAHA” She evil-laughed us! Oh consider us fucking OWNED!!!
And she ended it with “love you guys” and xo. See, right there, she’s trying to be condescending, like she’s better than us. I feel so low. Oh, but I must say with all honesty NAOMI, I love you too. Because rarely do I get to laugh this much. Thank you.
And one more! Which is technically from “love tadase” but since the IP address is the same…probably still NAOMI.
hey you stupid fuckers !
i just wanna say that you all are sooooooooooooooooooooouuue fucking stuppid in youre fucking little small fucking heads that are fucked upp with information that are fucking stupid ! diid you get it?
anyway i dont have time for this pice of crap , I LOVE TADASE AND HIS IS NOOOTT I REPEAT FOR YOURE SLOOOOWLY BRAINS , NOOOOOOOT A GAY! FUCK YA ALL UPP I LOVE TADASE, AND I HOPE HE END UP WITH AMU!
SCREW YOU ALL
Oh…we just got owned again. She said our heads are little small, that they’re fucked up with information that are stupid, and that are brains are sloooooowly.
I have to admit, I feel dumb.
And Tadase is not a gay. Got it. But I didn’t say he was a gay (as in noun) I called him gay, (as in adjective). Now, I’m sorry Miss love tadase, that I had to use words you won’t know (because of your grammar impairment), but you’ll just have to look them up.
And you hope he ends up with Amu because you love him. Well, I sense one of those girls who likes to put themselves in the heroine’s shoes. Just do us a favor and write yourself into a fanfiction where Tadase falls in love with you. Won’t that be fun?
Personally, I hope Ikuto ends up with Amu, because I think he loves her most. After all, he’s one of really only two people who have gotten to see Amu’s real self (and guess what…the other isn’t Tadase *shockgasp*).
Oh and here’s the screencap from the last two messages.
More lol with the e-mail and url for love Tadase. Shouldn’t she at least have put “.com” or something?
And…there’s one more that I just got. Like one minute ago.
FUCK YOU WHO SAYS HE IS A GAY !
YOURE A GAY GAYGAYGAY HE IS PRETTY !
AND WHY DO YOU DELETE THE OTHER COMENT ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOSER! (:
Actually there’s two of these. And they’re still funny. But I’m guessing you can all see what I won’t approve them. I don’t need flame wars with morons. She can keep spamming, but I’d rather keep those flames off of a simple episode review. Flame me here NAOMI. Then I’ll approve you.
And lol, I didn’t delete your comment. No one else has even seen it yet. Silly, silly girl. If you can talk and defend Tadase coherently, then I’ll happily approve your comment. But stupidity is just…not allowed.
Well…I feel owned…and amused nonetheless. But still, to make myself better, here is the promised picture of Platinum Royale with a pink background.
Yes…it was done incredibly quickly, since I couldn’t really see the point. The transformation itself was already so gay that there was really no way to make it better. Besides, even looking at Tadase in that pose for ten minutes was too much for me. So that’s it.
And NAOMI-chan! You are free to flame me anytime dear. Oh, but don’t expect the same attention again, ‘kay? I will approve any comments on this post though. But nowhere else. I can only approve flames in the rants section, because people expect incoherent, “RAWR” stuff there. I don’t like flame wars in otherwise pleasant comments…no matter how amusing. Okay, bye-bye.
Now to all my normal readers, I promise I won’t be doing this again. Just this once for amusement. If you want to see flames, you’ll just have to read the comments.
Basically, every so often people message me on other sites saying they don’t want me to make fun of idiots (noobs) or Tadase. And I’m sick of it. Sorry. Can’t help it. This is my blog, where I give my opinion of anime, and my opinion is that Tadase is…lame (and pretty awful). So, if you LOVE Tadase and think it’s unfair that everyone hates him, go make your own blog. Have fun.
And I’ll never understand why they all so take it so seriously. It feels stupid to me. It’s not like Tadase is real. If he were, I know I wouldn’t make so much fun of him in public. Therefore…this is stupid. And I think it’s pretty sad that people have nothing better to do than flame all of us for just enjoying ourselves.
I don’t really have a problem with Tadase fans. Just I’ve found that Tadamu fans in general are pretty dumb. I met one that wasn’t. One. NagihikoxAmu fans are smart, so are Kamuri fans, some KukaixAmu fans get a little annoying sometimes, but really…Tadamu fans are mostly…awful. I’m sorry. Feel free to prove me wrong, but unless you admit, “I know they’re a shallow couple, I just think Tadase is cute” I probably won’t be able to take you seriously.
Really, anyone who’s opinion I generally respect outside of Shugo Chara, also thinks Tadase is lame choice for Amu. I don’t think it’s a coincidence when I see crap like this. Please don’t tell me that Tadamu fans are smart. I’ve seen more dumb ones than smart ones.
And…to put and end to this discussion about Tadase and his stupid fans…
Yeah. It doesn’t get much better than this. Laughing at a stupid Tadase fan and then just having some chocolate ice cream while looking at a picture of Ikuto. Nice. I feel fulfilled today. Let’s hope I get my issue of Nakayoshi soon so I can be even more fulfilled.
Edit: Comment-locked because certain immature Tadamu fans (not all of them, just the dumb ones) enjoy proving the point of this post all too well. You guys are freakin’ dumb. One sentence replies to all of my ranting text. Wow…that certainly shows me. Grow up, get other hobbies, move on, stop taking the internet seriously, and if you find what I say offensive…I suggest you guys go to 4chan instead and see the real face of the internet.
I’m done with all of you now since reasoning doesn’t work. So instead…you guys are just stupid and I want yout to GTFO of my fandom. You dampen the enjoyment for real fans who focus on positive stuff. I hate you dumbass flamers and for the heck of it…Tadase is gay. Heh. Want to say something in response? Too bad. Fucking losers.
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